{"id":1092,"date":"2007-11-09T07:00:12","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T12:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/11\/09\/smith\/"},"modified":"2009-07-27T22:21:43","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T06:21:43","slug":"smith","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/11\/09\/smith\/","title":{"rendered":"Smith"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eventually, thanks to stubborn tradition and globalization, everybody\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s family name is either Li or Smith. There are some people in San Francisco named Smith-Li but nobody likes them.<\/p>\n<p>Smith men only want to marry Li women and so goes the reverse, which means that while percentages fluctuate, they stay at about fifty-fifty for the next twelve thousand years.<\/p>\n<p>Then one day, Smith Nakhit pings the downtown courthouse construct and demands to change her name\u00e2\u20ac\u201cnot to Li, not even to the apocryphal Smith-Li, but to <i>Jones.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>And it totally catches on!  Everybody\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s named Jones now!  So that&#8217;s good.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eventually, thanks to stubborn tradition and globalization, everybody\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s family name is either Li or Smith. There are some people in San Francisco named Smith-Li but nobody likes them. Smith men only want to marry Li women and so goes the reverse, which means that while percentages fluctuate, they stay at about fifty-fifty for the next [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1913],"class_list":["post-1092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-smith-nakhit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3246,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092\/revisions\/3246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}