{"id":109,"date":"2006-11-29T18:24:55","date_gmt":"2006-11-29T23:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/11\/29\/palom\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T07:19:22","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T15:19:22","slug":"palom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/11\/29\/palom\/","title":{"rendered":"Palom"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"First six words by Camilla W.\">\n<p>He never intended to die alone, which is why he&#8217;s got his pacemaker.  They&#8217;re smart, those new pacemakers; some of them know how to dial 911.  Palom&#8217;s genius coke-addict doctor rigged his to dial the six kilos of plastique around his torso instead.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So if you shoot me,&#8221; he grins, &#8220;it&#8217;s murder-suicide.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A stalemate?&#8221; she says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Only until my boys get here.&#8221;  Palom pushes up his sleeve.  &#8220;In&#8230;  dammit, watch stopped again.  Well, real soon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are those therapeutic wristbands?&#8221; she asks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, neodymium magnets.  Improved the hell out of my circulation!  Why?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No reason,&#8221; says They Shall Breathe Ashes.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He never intended to die alone, which is why he&#8217;s got his pacemaker. They&#8217;re smart, those new pacemakers; some of them know how to dial 911. Palom&#8217;s genius coke-addict doctor rigged his to dial the six kilos of plastique around his torso instead. &#8220;So if you shoot me,&#8221; he grins, &#8220;it&#8217;s murder-suicide.&#8221; &#8220;A stalemate?&#8221; she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[1582,2775],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-they-shall-breathe-ashes","tag-palom","tag-they-shall-breathe-ashes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2916,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions\/2916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}