Phew, Janet killed the serial killer. Just in time for Halloween! She smiles at the costumed kids.<\/p>\n
Except that one isn’t a kid! He’s the serial killer! Janet stabs him desperately.<\/p>\n
Phew.<\/p>\n
Janet explains everything to a policewoman.<\/p>\n
“Sounds pretty frightening,” says the policewoman, and looks up. It’s not a policewoman! It’s her best friend who got killed by the serial killer and now she’s a zombie!<\/p>\n
Janet wakes up! It was all a hallucinogenic episode. Phew.<\/p>\n
Except it’s not and the serial killer kills her!<\/i><\/p>\n
Oh man! The surprise fourth ending! You could never see it coming!<\/p>\n
Because of Halloweeeen!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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