The male seahorse, unusually, has the babies. The female seahorse (Debra) is kind of freaked out about this.<\/p>\n
“When did you last see him?” ask the seahorse police.<\/p>\n
“He said he was just taking them to his mom’s for the weekend,” frets Debra. “That was yesterday morning, then I called her and she says he never even mentioned–I–I knew I shouldn’t have complained about his cooking!”<\/p>\n
“Let me guess,” chuckles the seahorse police officer, “cold or burnt, and never ready when you got home?” He and Debra share an understanding look.<\/p>\n
A few weeks later he gets morning sickness.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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