{"id":1061,"date":"2007-09-28T07:00:19","date_gmt":"2007-09-28T12:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/09\/28\/horatio\/"},"modified":"2009-07-27T22:16:10","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T06:16:10","slug":"horatio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/09\/28\/horatio\/","title":{"rendered":"Horatio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Inevitably, Horatio puts his balls up on his tactilog.  He titles them &#8220;a soft puppy.&#8221;  Nobody is fooled.<\/p>\n<p>After a couple months he gets worried about his political career (you never know) and deletes them.  Then he gets worried about Google and reposts under the same title, with a feelie that actually is of a soft puppy.  He considers the Wayback but doesn&#8217;t really know how to fix that.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, on his thirtieth birthday, he puts his balls back up.  He&#8217;s embracing his mistakes!  He&#8217;s living up and owning up.  He&#8217;s not afraid to age.<\/p>\n<p>He spends a while in jail.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inevitably, Horatio puts his balls up on his tactilog. He titles them &#8220;a soft puppy.&#8221; Nobody is fooled. After a couple months he gets worried about his political career (you never know) and deletes them. Then he gets worried about Google and reposts under the same title, with a feelie that actually is of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1894],"class_list":["post-1061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-horatio"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3228,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions\/3228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}