“Arr,” says Gilbert. He’s a pirate! He lives in the Strait of Malacca.<\/p>\n
“Avast!” says Gilbert. He boards a ship! It’s carrying various spices.<\/p>\n
“Hearties!” says Gilbert. He takes some prisoners! The prisoners will live out their lives in Malaysian sex rings, addicted to heroin.<\/p>\n
“Ahoy!” says Gilbert. He goes into port! He drinks a charming amount of grog (rum mixed with water).<\/p>\n
“Shiver me timbers!” says Gilbert. He contracts syphilis! He has difficulty obtaining antibiotics.<\/p>\n
“Yo ho ho!” says Gilbert. He grows paranoid! Later he gets stabbed in a brawl on deck.<\/p>\n
“Ghrhghh,” says Gilbert.<\/p>\n
Yay for Gilbert!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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