Viggo Mortensen is one of the finest trained swordsmen in Hollywood.<\/p>\n
“If not the Warren Beatty kind of swordsman,” he chuckles softly. “That’s who did this, though, isn’t it? Beatty?”<\/p>\n
Rub the rope burns on your gasping throat and nod.<\/p>\n
“Next time don’t mention old Pat.” Viggo Mortensen shrugs. “You couldn’t have known. But if you’re still breathing we must be only a few minutes behind him–did you see which way he went?”<\/p>\n
Point. It doesn’t matter where.<\/p>\n
Viggo Mortensen’s grin is a hungry teenage boy. “Not much longer, old man. Tally ho, Buckethead!”<\/p>\n
Buckethead unsheathes his doubleneck and crows.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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