{"id":1053,"date":"2007-09-17T07:00:17","date_gmt":"2007-09-17T12:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/09\/17\/ceres\/"},"modified":"2009-07-27T22:09:28","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T06:09:28","slug":"ceres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/09\/17\/ceres\/","title":{"rendered":"Ceres"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The sun turns a blind eye to this sort of thing, although she shouldn&#8217;t, after what happened to Ceres.<\/p>\n<p>At least Saturn got Jupiter to give him a ring, although after all this time they still haven&#8217;t set a date.  Whatever Pluto and Charon are doing together, it got them disowned, and now Venus is spurning the advances of her opposite number.  He&#8217;s calling her bluff&#8211;looking elsewhere.<\/p>\n<p>Mars makes it clear, by the waggle in his orbital axis, just what he would like to do if they ever happened to fall into each other&#8217;s gravity wells.<\/p>\n<p>Earth blushes.  Millions die.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sun turns a blind eye to this sort of thing, although she shouldn&#8217;t, after what happened to Ceres. At least Saturn got Jupiter to give him a ring, although after all this time they still haven&#8217;t set a date. Whatever Pluto and Charon are doing together, it got them disowned, and now Venus is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1866,1505,1129,1868,1870,1365,1867,1869],"class_list":["post-1053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ceres","tag-charon","tag-earth","tag-jupiter","tag-mars","tag-pluto","tag-saturn","tag-venus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1053"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3209,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053\/revisions\/3209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}