{"id":1043,"date":"2007-08-31T07:00:28","date_gmt":"2007-08-31T12:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/08\/31\/hollis\/"},"modified":"2009-07-26T19:30:57","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T03:30:57","slug":"hollis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/08\/31\/hollis\/","title":{"rendered":"Hollis"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"EXPLODING CHICKENS SEX SCANDAL\">\n<p>&#8220;You know, I actually graduated thinking I&#8217;d report the news?&#8221; says Hollis dreamily.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Didn&#8217;t you ever intern anywhere?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just the college paper,&#8221; Hollis shrugs.  &#8220;It was pretty big.  I thought it&#8217;d be close to professional.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;With snippy professors talking about &#8216;facts&#8217; and &#8216;sources&#8211;&#8216;&#8221; chuckles Landon.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The First Amendment!&#8221; says Hollis.  &#8220;War correspondents in their noble vests!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Landon shakes his head.  &#8220;And then you started working here.  That&#8217;s one way to get an education.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hollis drags the headline a little bigger.  &#8220;What do you think?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Landon glances at it.  &#8220;Check the morgue file first,&#8221; he says, &#8220;we don&#8217;t want to repeat ourselves.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You know, I actually graduated thinking I&#8217;d report the news?&#8221; says Hollis dreamily. &#8220;Didn&#8217;t you ever intern anywhere?&#8221; &#8220;Just the college paper,&#8221; Hollis shrugs. &#8220;It was pretty big. I thought it&#8217;d be close to professional.&#8221; &#8220;With snippy professors talking about &#8216;facts&#8217; and &#8216;sources&#8211;&#8216;&#8221; chuckles Landon. &#8220;The First Amendment!&#8221; says Hollis. &#8220;War correspondents in their noble [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1855,1856],"class_list":["post-1043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hollis","tag-landon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1043"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3198,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions\/3198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}