{"id":1040,"date":"2007-08-30T07:00:52","date_gmt":"2007-08-30T12:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/08\/30\/hawthorne-2\/"},"modified":"2009-07-26T19:30:36","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T03:30:36","slug":"hawthorne-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/08\/30\/hawthorne-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Hawthorne"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“Well,” says Amovar, “I’d put chainsaw teeth on the locomotive, obviously.”<\/p>\n

“Humdrum!” brays Furtenstein. “Pedestrian!”<\/p>\n

“I wasn’t finished,” snaps Amovar.<\/p>\n

“I’d try a bit of macromillipede biotech myself,” says Hawthorne. “Infinite legs skittering down the rails, poison tail and so on.”<\/p>\n

“Far-fetched! Unlikely!”<\/p>\n

“You’ve yet to offer anything yourself,” says Amovar sourly, and squints against the dust of the 3:13. “I’d also make the whole thing a particle accelerator–”<\/p>\n

“But would you make it run on time?” quips Sanjay.<\/p>\n

They stare at him.<\/p>\n

“It would take a different kind of madness altogether,” murmurs Hawthorne, “to even try.”<\/p>\n

“Pervert!” says Amovar.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Well,” says Amovar, “I’d put chainsaw teeth on the locomotive, obviously.” “Humdrum!” brays Furtenstein. “Pedestrian!” “I wasn’t finished,” snaps Amovar. “I’d try a bit of macromillipede biotech myself,” says Hawthorne. “Infinite legs skittering down the rails, poison tail and so on.” “Far-fetched! Unlikely!” “You’ve yet to offer anything yourself,” says Amovar sourly, and squints against […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1853,1852,771,1854],"class_list":["post-1040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-amovar","tag-furtenstein","tag-hawthorne","tag-sanjay"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3197,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions\/3197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}