{"id":1039,"date":"2007-08-28T04:00:35","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T09:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/08\/28\/gordon-2\/"},"modified":"2009-07-26T19:29:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T03:29:38","slug":"gordon-ramsay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/08\/28\/gordon-ramsay\/","title":{"rendered":"Gordon Ramsay"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"TV CHEF KILLED FOUR TIMES\">\n<p>&#8220;I raise my own turkeys, you know.&#8221;  Gordon Ramsay has opened the 1942 Petrus and it&#8217;s making him exactly as voluble as he normally is.<\/p>\n<p>Tell him you&#8217;d heard that.  Aren&#8217;t they named after his rivals?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, yes, in 2005.  I&#8217;m afraid they&#8217;re long since dead and eaten now.  As are four of their namesakes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t that curious!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They swabbed my knives for DNA every time,&#8221; chuckles Gordon Ramsay.  &#8220;As if any chef would waste a good knife on a <i>stabbing.<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tell him that&#8217;s reassuring.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; he replies, &#8220;a little hatchet works just as well,&#8221; and buries it in your neck.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I raise my own turkeys, you know.&#8221; Gordon Ramsay has opened the 1942 Petrus and it&#8217;s making him exactly as voluble as he normally is. Tell him you&#8217;d heard that. Aren&#8217;t they named after his rivals? &#8220;Oh, yes, in 2005. I&#8217;m afraid they&#8217;re long since dead and eaten now. As are four of their namesakes.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1845],"class_list":["post-1039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrities","tag-gordon-ramsay"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1039"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3195,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions\/3195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}