{"id":1034,"date":"2007-08-22T07:00:58","date_gmt":"2007-08-22T12:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/08\/22\/heidi\/"},"modified":"2009-07-26T19:28:53","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T03:28:53","slug":"heidi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/08\/22\/heidi\/","title":{"rendered":"Heidi"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Inspired by Uncle John Dixon.\">\n<p>Heidi quits exercising and her brain, predictably, goes to flab.  She pinches it every morning in the mirror and sighs.  It&#8217;s just so hard to find the time for sudoku!<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s still on the same 5000-kibibit diet as when she was building serious cortex, but it&#8217;s all junk food now&#8211;Twitter, Reddit, occasional blink fiction.  When her spare tire droops to her ears, she finally has the brainband installed to limit her intake.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Seriously?&#8221; ask her friends, eyeing the little scars.  &#8220;Isn&#8217;t that dangerous?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, no,&#8221; says Heidi brightly, &#8220;but sorry, if I listen any more I&#8217;ll have to blog.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heidi quits exercising and her brain, predictably, goes to flab. She pinches it every morning in the mirror and sighs. It&#8217;s just so hard to find the time for sudoku! She&#8217;s still on the same 5000-kibibit diet as when she was building serious cortex, but it&#8217;s all junk food now&#8211;Twitter, Reddit, occasional blink fiction. When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1841],"class_list":["post-1034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-heidi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1034"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3191,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions\/3191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}