{"id":103,"date":"2006-12-07T07:58:11","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T12:58:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/12\/07\/farmont\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T07:23:15","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T15:23:15","slug":"farmont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/12\/07\/farmont\/","title":{"rendered":"Farmont"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"First six words by Scott S.\">\n<p>Seriously!  This shouldn&#8217;t be that shocking!  The Cabinet is composed entirely of lycotroids swathed in human flesh.  So what?  It&#8217;s 2012!  Lycotroids have been public knowledge for years, at least on the right messageboards.  They&#8217;re already among us, like Farmont there, from the Post.  Isn&#8217;t that right, Farmont!  Farmont&#8217;s a plant, everybody.<\/p>\n<p>See that?  Transparency.<\/p>\n<p>Lycotroids are citizens&#8211;working, buying groceries, paying taxes&#8211;okay, not the taxes, haha.  They&#8217;re fellow countrybeings, and they have the best interests of our species at heart!  Or technically at liver.<\/p>\n<p>That the President was born a woman, okay, there it makes sense to be startled.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously! This shouldn&#8217;t be that shocking! The Cabinet is composed entirely of lycotroids swathed in human flesh. So what? It&#8217;s 2012! Lycotroids have been public knowledge for years, at least on the right messageboards. They&#8217;re already among us, like Farmont there, from the Post. Isn&#8217;t that right, Farmont! Farmont&#8217;s a plant, everybody. See that? Transparency. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1587],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-farmont"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2923,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions\/2923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}