{"id":1022,"date":"2007-08-03T07:00:46","date_gmt":"2007-08-03T12:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/08\/03\/wolf-359\/"},"modified":"2009-07-23T08:06:13","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T16:06:13","slug":"wolf-359","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/08\/03\/wolf-359\/","title":{"rendered":"Wolf 359"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Between the <span title=\"VLT.\">Very Large Telescope<\/span>, the <span title=\"BLT.\">Extremely Large Telescope<\/span> and the <span title=\"Huge Mother Fucking Telescope, Jesus Christ.\">HMFTJC<\/span>, somebody forgets about the absorptive properties of certain thicknesses of nickel-iron alloy; when they split the planet in half to build the <span title=\"Wicked Earth Telescopemotron.\">WET<\/span>, the architecture of the dish turns part of the spectrum to cosmic mush.  Earth never realizes it&#8217;s missing the transmission of songs and speeches and <span title=\"Transmissory Visuospace.\">TV<\/span> Westerns from Wolf 359.<\/p>\n<p>The Wolf 359ians, of course, have made the same mistake.  They listen hard, so hard, but never get a whiff of <span title=\"Ante Meridian.\">AM<\/span> or <span title=\"We (Heart) the 80s.\">VHF<\/span>&#8211;just the bloops of the kraken, mournful in the lonely deep.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Between the Very Large Telescope, the Extremely Large Telescope and the HMFTJC, somebody forgets about the absorptive properties of certain thicknesses of nickel-iron alloy; when they split the planet in half to build the WET, the architecture of the dish turns part of the spectrum to cosmic mush. Earth never realizes it&#8217;s missing the transmission [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1824],"class_list":["post-1022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-wolf-359"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1022"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3173,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions\/3173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}