When the Justin divested himself of material goods, he donated most to the worthy cause of the Teen Choice Awards; but some he had buried. Thus he had a gondola in the next world, and a pole.<\/p>\n
He had been pushing down the after-Nile for days, looking for Ptah, when a stringy-haired hermit with a Strat called to him. “Coins for the ferryman,” he cried. “Silver dollars from my blind eyes, for passage across.”<\/p>\n
“Wrong river,” said the Justin, “but I’ll take you for free.” He poled in through reeds.<\/p>\n
“Bless you!”<\/p>\n
“What’s your name?”<\/p>\n
“Stevie,” the hermit said.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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