The Motley Crew

	Jon Brasfield is rhythm guitarist, lead vocalist and primary songwriter for the band. He enjoys snorkeling, all things Canadian and the finest Asian Scotch-Irish women.
Ken Moore is a part-time lead guitarist, part-time bassist, part-time songwriter and full-time funnyman. His turn-ons are hot glass, charcoal, ceramics and vodka. His turn-offs are computer science and liberal Commie hipsters.
	Darren Hudson is lead guitarist and occasional bassist, with splashes of violin and mandolin. "Quite the badass," raves the New York Times. "He's mine, all mine," trumpets Alison Furlong. "Help, I'm being eaten alive," says a man being attacked by piranha.
Brendan Adkins is percussionist, backup vocalist and official Short Story / Xorph.com webmonkey. He stands firm against the encroach of alien empires into this quadrant of the galaxy, but enjoys webcomics and being a lonely shell of a human being.
	Garrett Sparks, University of Kentucky Badass in Residence, plays keyboard, bass and the occasional guitar noodle. Since his honorable discharge from the French Foreign Legion, he's become a vegetarian, a quadruple major and a champion for Kung Fu Teddy Bears everywhere.