not falling down

“I’ve decided that Brendan must have diarrhea of the mouth. That thing just goes on and on, and most of it doesn’t make any sense!”

–my good friend Verla Willett, on Not Falling Down

RUPERT IS REAL

Ah, free to cross the spoiler cuts at last.

Today’s Rose is Rose must be pretty terrifying for humans who don’t read the strip regularly.

Maria got her board scores back yesterday. She did better than she had hoped, which is better than most of the country! Maria is awesome!

Now I feel like I have to follow that title with a Girlsareprettyesque story about how your family life is weird and conclusions are disappointing.

Read Starshift Crisis! Seriously, why aren’t you reading it? You have the choice to read Kristofer Straub’s punchlines on a daily basis and you’re not! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU PROBABLY HAVE GONORRHEA

Hotmail is telling me that there are no messages in any folder of my (nine-year-old) account. Intriguing!

Update 1540 hrs: Oh, they’re back. Boredom.

I’m learning Perl. Nobody ever told me that PHP’s syntax was essentially Perl’s!

My guest strip is up at Checkerboard Nightmare!

YAAAAAY!

I gave blood today without getting sick! WHOO!

I’m not sure what I did differently today, other than standing up slowly and eating and drinking double the normal amount at the canteen table.