- It took me years to parse the difference between “Life Saver” and “lightsaber.”
Day: February 16, 2005
Why GIRLS ARE PRETTY is great
“Last summer, Matt Hohlfienz punched you in the eye pulled down your swim trunks during a swimming lesson at the community Y. Everyone laughed. It’s time to make Matt Hohlfienz scream like a dying animal.”
Why Hitherby Dragons is great
“‘The targets for assassination are chosen by the wisdom of the crystal unicorns,’ Yasha says.”
I was going to write a drinking game drinking game, but, as with most of my ideas, somebody else had it first, repeatedly.