DateJune 3, 2004

I ought to make a subcategory for these

The lady in the cube next to mine is pretty vicious with her voicemail system; I know this because she always uses it with her speakerphone on. It sounds like this:

CLICK TOOOOONE

BEEP BEEP BEEP

“Meridian Mail. Mailb–”

BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP

“Passw–”

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP

“One fifteen pm, June–”

BEEP

“You have one n–”

BEEP

“Hi, this is Gary with Midwest Accounts. It’s around ten till one, and I was just returning your–”

BEEP BEEP

“Message era–”

CLICK

Hey, Julia and Kate, I owe you milk and cookies.

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