made of elastic, rendering their measurements inscrutable. Or I don’t know, maybe his really was a useless, meter-long penis.
I attempted to rap this song, a few minutes ago, and Maria laughed at me before insisting that if I ever make a rap video, it’s important that I portray my hardcore posse playing Dungeons and Dragons. “Put like softly-lit, slow-motion shots of dice rolling in there,” she says. Maria knows way too much about this stuff, man, I don’t play those nerd games. (”You forgot the slutty girls!” she yells, reading this. “The slutty girls are key!”)
If Grandma’s Genius does (as was once the plan) get signed to No Limit and accumulate a purpose-free onstage posse, though, I’ll get them some copies of 1st Ed AD&D at which to gaze sagely. Yeah, the ones with the demon clutching a hot chick on the cover. That’s old school cred, there.
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