October 13, 2003 at 3:39 pm · Filed under Mild Lunacy, People

Will Johnston doesn’t believe in binomial nomenclature.

Will Johnston drinks molten steel and eats fish heads.

The Tower of Pisa didn’t lean before Will Johnston.

Will Johnston shits emeralds.

And yet, somehow, Will Johnston is not Jake Berendes.

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