“On the web, everyone’s a woman. You can’t use your sense of direction.”
I’d amend that to something like “on the web, everyone’s my bitch,” but I’m still thinking about picking up the book for that quote alone. Also, the “other recommendations” bit links to Judy Blume’s Blubber, which is humorously misplaced. I laughed until I stopped!
Also, from the Post’s Department of Sherlock:
