Three entries in two days! Madness! Today was the first day since coming home that I’ve actuallyspent entirely in my pajamas, eating ice cream and watching NewsRadio. I’m slipping.
(Parenthetic insert: I watch too much tv lately, because I’m usually the only one in the house, andit gets quiet. Aside from confirming that daytime tv is entirely ass-based, I’ve come to reallydespise the new Clorox Plus commercial. You know the one, where there’s the fake-calypso guy in thebackground singing “Mama’s got the magic of something something, Mama’s got the magic of CloroxPlus.” It’s one of the most mind-itching jingles in years, and also, what the hell? Can’t Daddy dothe wash too? Or are men just not good enough, you sexist swine? I do my own laundry! Maybeyou should too!)
I did have a long day yesterday, though, what with the concert (below) and having been up at 0530 hrs before that. Today I finished up thefirst xorph.com wallpaper, which I’ll post in ExtraCredit when I’ve updated THAT page, and checked out my server-side hit tracking. This alwaysproduces different results than the offsite tracker, but I usually use the latter for the (stupid) reason thatthey’re easier to read. I believe this is because Extreme only tracks whole pages, whereas theserver tracks every .inc and image I host, producing outrageously inflated counts.
It also produces very different search attempts, though, which I’ve yet to figure out. For example,according to it, searches for “sabina kudmani” have led to my site on not one but twooccasions. I don’t think I’ve ever typed the words “sabina kudmani” until just now, and then thetime right before that.
I’m a little afraid now, actually, because this could easily turn into a vicious cycle: I sayconfused things about “sabina kudmani,” which makes Google bump the site higher in its rankings,which means even MORE people come here looking for “sabina kudmani” news and resources, and I getever more boggled and it becomes a running joke, et cetera. It could end up being like the
I’m borrowing the Leonardonic term DSR, forDumb Search Results, to apply to the following:
- “wartime cartoon russian rhapsody:” Cartoons are mentioned here fairly often, I guess, but it’snot like “rhapsody” or “wartime” are words I type every day. Or ever.
- “stupider:” I say this, but I don’t think I’ve ever written it. Someone contradict me.
- “gremlins wwii” or
- “gremlins from the kremlin:” I guess those two go together, but I can’t for the life of mefigure out a) what they are or b) how they ended up here. I’m inclined to think that the server isexperimenting with recreational hallucinogenics.
- “threaded drill bit:” The only word, of those, that I remember using is “bit,” and it’s notexactly uncommon on the internet.
- “beetle bailey hardcore comix:” The hell.
- “marcellus soul band aid:” I do know where this one came from. I still had to mention itbecause “Marcellus Soul Band” would be a great name for a–well, you get the idea.
I don’t really want to know what kind of horrible error in an automailer could send timestampinformation that screwed up.
Finally, Sumana gets to see
