(Just-Read-Over Preface: Warning! Rampant parentheses ahead!)
On today’s IdiotCam©: Man, my face looks fat.
I didn’t write anything about New Year’s because, essentially, I have no friends and I stayed at home. Almostimmediately afterward I started packing up to head back home (read: school), four days early because I am AssistantStage Managing (read: bending over) for Forum. It’s boring work, but the pay’s good (read: there is no pay). But I amone with the broadband once more, and its speediness soothes my soul.
Meanwhile I’m paying for all my own meals, attending to Melinda’s needs (which are sadly few) in rehearsal twelvehours a day, still unpacking and having Ken kick my ass in new and exciting ways. I do have my SNES back, though, so said ass-kicking will cease once I haveunleashed the Kart. Cower.
I wanted to take a pic to put up here, but the cord for my damn webcam isn’t long enough. Suffice it to say that I havea new desk (if you are one of my roommates: surprise)! I built it from raw carbon and iron ore, using my bare hands.Actually it came in a box, but that is frighteningly close to the truth. At one point I was literally lying on my back,pounding in nails upside down with a screwdriver handle. I now consider myself hardcore. It is pretty and spacious andtakes up an inordinate amount of room (if you are one of my roommates: no it doesn’t!), and for the first time in twopoint five years I have a flat space on which to do homework and draw. I expect my grades to drop precipitately.
This is all I can think of at the moment because I am tired and still have not finished unpacking, and also my eyeshave been watering all day (I think I am allergic to me). On the other hand, I managed to finagle my way intoFreshman’s room yesterday. Her underwear drawer will be mine!
Update 0914 hrs: I just checked my site stats for the first time in a few days, and apparently my averagevisitors quadrupled yesterday. The only cause I can come up with is that Monica is checking this site from her job,where they have an ip randomizer that makes the counter track more unique hits. In any case: Silly receptionist! Getback to work! Also, buy some merchandise.
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