not falling down

I didn’t realize I’d spent so much time on the computer today, but in addition to PSPing the hell out of all the mullet shots below, I shoehorned the final version of Blind Loop–now “Blind Loop in e minor”–into Noteworthy Composer. It’s not, rhythmically, quite what I intended, but then it’s a computer playing it for me and I’m not that great at notating rhythm anyway.

You can get the mp3, or if you are for some reason interested, the midi or sheet music in Noteworthy format. Consider it open source, not public domain–that is, be sure to give props, but sample all you want!

Also you can complain about the bugs and lack of plugin support, and then wait while I do nothing about it. I suggest the tar pit.

I want the last two shots to be the last Idiotcams© from in Rodes 2, but there’s a problem: apparently I spent all of senior week adding to the Plastic Mullet Series.

Yes, I am aware that thanks to the Fox network, mullets themselves have jumped the shark, but I still find the plastic mullet itself (which turns out to have belonged to Lisa all along, and which she ended up donating to me) a singularly baroque object. It possesses a level of absurdity above and beyond that of the standard mullet picture. It is, in short, a higher calling.

That I might better answer its siren song, I present to you Plastic Mullet Extravalooza 2K3! This unprecedented collection not only the mighty Darren at last, but new inanimate objects and the only girl who’s ever seemed happy to be wrangled into the headdress. If you order now, you’ll also get Jon’s whole entire dang family, not to mention a couple of Lallys (elder and younger). To top it all off, this one-time-only special captures the elusive Evan and–yes!–my own sister!

Back to bittersweet angst soon, I promise, but right now I’m going to have to glory in the possession of this much dirt on so many people. I hope none of you ever want to run for office, guys. I own you.