Santa treated for PTSD

December 26th, 2005

Christmas Somehow Survives War

November 30th, 2005

Littlest Solar System to Discover True Meaning of Christmas

See, most of the non-mechanical ones already make three cents per sneaker

November 22nd, 2005

Yahoo! Challenges Amazon with Mechanical Cambodian Six-Year-Old

November 15th, 2005

Scottish Man To Be Divided Into 12,000 Paper-Thin Slides

And some Ritalin for good measure

October 17th, 2005

US Outlines Plan To Administer Tropical Antidepressants

Everyone Announces Plans To Tiptoe Around Him For A While

October 14th, 2005

High School Student’s Angst Actually Justified

October 9th, 2005

Roger Daltry Opts To Get Old, Not Die

By your money combined

September 26th, 2005

Red Cross Board Of Directors To Purchase Platinum Penis Sheaths

September 23rd, 2005

God: “I Fucking Hate New Orleans”

September 2nd, 2005

CBS Announces Survivor: New Oh God I Can’t Finish This Joke


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