Archive for the 'Originals' Category

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Jolie Travels to Africa to Raise Darfur Awareness

“Darfur exists,” Jolie tells Africans. “It’s over that way”

Putin: “Worst Poison Idea Ever”

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

Officials Follow Polonium Trail to Cottage in Woods, Constructed of Candy

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Local Movie Critic to Triumphantly Point Out that Film Title is Title of Film

Breaking News

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Poison Ivy a Plant

Mass media somehow manages to avoid subtlety

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

World Only Hears Part About People Fucking Monkeys

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

Eden Discovered, Fucked

The words were in some other language, so we just looked at the pictures

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

French, German Newspapers Smile Devilishly, Pee On Chevrolet Logos

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Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

All Advertising Now In Form Of Cold, Monosyllabic Commands

Definition of "hitch" ambiguated

Tuesday, December 27th, 2005

Iraqi Elections Smoothly Follow American Example

Santa treated for PTSD

Monday, December 26th, 2005

Christmas Somehow Survives War


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