Hurricanes triumphant
Monday, September 20th, 2004Florida Surrenders
Archive for September, 2004
But first he blessed the toilet
Friday, September 17th, 2004Pope Barfs
Richard Sandrak lives in my nightmares
Thursday, September 16th, 2004Germany’s Superbaby, America’s Little Hercules to Team Up, Fight Crime, Kill Own Parents
This is me. I’m white
Thursday, September 16th, 2004White Traveler Pats Left Rear Pocket at Five-Second Intervals
Pimp demands he sing “Over the Rainbow” afterwards
Monday, September 13th, 2004Shawn Fanning Blows Pimp
Meanwhile, Cap’n negotiates $700 million severance package
Saturday, September 11th, 2004Downturn in Economy Forces General Mills To Produce Cereal With 40% Less Berrylicious Flavor
He’s Canadianese
Thursday, September 9th, 2004Mike Myers Turns 51 In Canadian Years
New Yorkers smile, shake heads at rascally illusionist
Wednesday, September 8th, 2004David Copperfield to Reveal Secrets of Fantastic “Disappearing World Trade Center”
