“Weird stuff, man.” Jerry shakes his head. They’re cruising Market. “The other night, okay? It’s like two in the morning and this girl calls and wakes me up. She wants to come over. I’m like fine, okay, I put some pants on and let her in. And she goes, ‘Hey, let’s watch some porn.’”

“What?” says Lowell. “What?“

“I know! Like girls ever want to watch porn!” Jerry nods. “I was really falling asleep, though. She left after a while.”

“Jerry,” says Lowell, “she was trying to have sex with you.”

“I don’t know,” says Jerry uneasily. “Man. You think so?”